Universal Diktat is a French rock band based near Paris. Their music is a mix of psychedelic pop, red wine, rock’n’roll, Charles de Gaulle, chip tunes, Michelangelo Antonioni, shoegaze, Chinese noodles, garage music, leather, mustaches, US hip hop, Edgar Allan Poe and you. Website.
Persuasion factor: Could persuade a mustache to naturally grow in handlebar shape.